Tuesday, October 2, 2007

bumper stickers in northern california

my aunt has been mentally collecting all the funny bumper stickers she's found while living in the bay area in california. i almost fell off my chair laughing when she sent me this list.

I homeschool because I've seen the village and I don't want it raising my child.

What would Scooby do?

Annoyed by immigrants? Tell it to the Indians.

If you're not outraged, you're probably watching Fox News.

Jesus, Gandhi and MLK. Just a bunch of Liberals.

Stewart - Colbert 08 The Intelligent Choice

Keep your faith based god out of my reality based life.

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

Born OK the first time.

After we rebuild Iraq can we rebuild the schools?

Well aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?

Just say NO to negativity

I'm Canadian. Its like being American only without the gun.

If going to church makes you Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Nice Hummer. Shame about your penis.

Who do you have to blow around here to get a guy impeached.

Bush esta loco.

Caution Finnish driver.

Curb your God.

I'm dancing to the beat of a different accordian.